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Now He’s Using These Boners To Have Sex With ALL My College Friends. I’ve Finally Had Enough! Here’s My Story…

It all started shortly after my grandmother died...

Pops needed a place to stay and someone to take care of him, and I needed help with rent and had a spare bedroom in my campus apartment.

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Everything went great for the first couple weeks, but then he decided to watch this crazy video.

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Apparently, he had not been able to get an erection for like 20 years… (I only found out because he told my slut friend Niki. I’ll explain how he met her in a second…)

So, one evening I had a few girlfriends over to watch Game of Thrones...

After stuffing our faces on organic popcorn and gelato, we passed out right there in the living room.

What happened next is my biggest regret…

I woke up after 1am when my grandfather bumped the couch as he stumbled to the bathroom. That’s when I saw it. He was butt-naked and rocking the longest, hardest erection I’d ever seen. I couldn’t help it…I screamed out:

“Fuck Grandpa… put your boner away!”

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Niki woke up immediately. (I think her brain alerts her any time a cock is mentioned…)

Her eyes got big and wide and her jaw dropped when she saw it. He ran into the bathroom, struggling to hide his unbelievably hard penis behind his hands.

Nobody else woke up and I thought that was the end of it. But when I got up in the morning, Niki wasn’t in the room.

I went to brush my teeth and she wasn’t in the bath-
room either. That’s when the door to Pops’ room slowly opened, and Niki stepped out, wearing her panties inside-out.

She came into the room and...

She wouldn’t shut up about Pops’
stupid boner...

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It was really gross! Niki just couldn’t shut her mouth. She kept going on and on about how Pops fucked her longer, harder and better than ANY younger guy she’s ever slept with.

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And it got worse… As soon as all the other girls heard about Grandpa’s rock-solid boners -- and how Niki experienced her best mind-blowing orgasm --

They now ALL want to try Pops’ dumb boner...

I can totally understand my friend's fascination with Pops. I went through a phase like that myself where I was dating men in their 60's, and was really into it.

It's really hot when you realize how much experience they have, and I love the company of a real gentleman. They know how to listen, they take care of you, they have real life experience and in general really know how to treat a woman compared to guys our age.

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The only problem with dating older gentlemen, of course, is that most of them can't get hard. Or if they do get hard, they can't stay hard for more than a few minutes, and their erections are often pretty soft.

So I understand the appeal of an older gentleman, who also gets hard and performs well in the bedroom. I mean really that's the best of both worlds, and you don't even really need a younger guy on the side if you meet a guy like that. So yeah, I get it.

I see why women are flocking to Pops' boner...

As much as I hate what it has done to my life.

So I'm really torn at this point. I have no idea what to do. I love my grandpa but he's become such a horny creep I don’t know how to handle it. I can't really kick him out. He has no place to go...

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I can't tell my parents about this because they'll have a heart attack. But I don't want him fucking my friends anymore. It's disgusting and totally ew, but in the end I get it...Grandma is dead.

He's a guy and guys have needs and I love him to death but still, I get the creeps just thinking about it…

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Anyways, like, what should I do? Should I try to get this stupid video taken down and take away his computer? Or sign him up for one of those dating sites? I would love to hear what you guys think below…

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